Über mich:
I treat people the way I hope to be treated in return, but sometimes, I think I come across some of the most difficult people on the planet and if they have a bad attitude with me, I give one right back.
Our first date will consist of a decadent dinner so good that we could eat it with our bare hands, until both of us are satisfied but eager to see the dessert tray. Normally, I serve as a better dessert and will insist that you continue using your fingers.